If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
this is my favorite post omg
i just realized how dangerous it is to be a pizza boy like you could literally show up anywhere and like someone could just shoot you like if someone orders a pizza in the ghetto you have to go to the ghetto and give them the pizza like wow pizza boys are so brave i want to date a pizza boy
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I hate when I see posts or hear songs that are like “classy girls do this” or “good women do that” like no fuck you, classy girls do whatever the fuck they want because they are strong and independent women who do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks.
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.