Career illusionist Teller (of Penn & Teller) is cooking up a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” using freaking MAGIC!
NO SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND:
"The creators say the music and monsters do that too. Musician Tom Waits and his wife Kathleen Brennan gave Teller access to their catalog of gritty songs. The island’s creatures are brought to life by Pilobolus, a dance company known for piling performers on top of each other."
TOM MUTHAFUCKIN WAITS
"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Punks can sleep literally anywhere. I swear they’re part cat or some shit.
I have literally seen a punk sleeping draped over the ticket barriers at a train station before.
OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING POST BUT OMG DIS CAT
Its ok, if we break the post, the kitty will just hug it out.
Everything you love is here(via lovequotesrus)
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!
thats a barnes and noble
The praises at the beginning of the book tho:
“I’m laughing as much as I was when I read the original Fifty Shades.” —Alyssa Palmer, erotic romance author of Prohibited Passion
“I’m not telling you to buy Fifty Shames of Earl Grey because I’m banging the author. I’m telling you to buy Fifty Shames of Earl Grey AND I’m banging the author.” —Tiffany Reisz, author of the BDSM erotica series, The Original Sinners
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for … for ten minutes!
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated