trillgamesh:

YOU WHAT

I wanna be your idea of perfect —Jay Gatsby (Leo)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

deusx-machina:

foreversoleil:

defying gravity by winston Bishop

This was one of my favorite scenes. :p

nic0tine-kisses:

The Amity Affliction // Pabst Blue Ribbon on Ice

heynicenails:

Finally had time to do my nails today! Feeling whole again 😊💅 #prestocolorgel #naillabo #handpainted #nailart #longbeach #heynicenails

Sansdiego